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Lose Demotivational Poster


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with shots no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


VIRGINITY -




HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always assuming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET - Means different things... To different people




FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm
Excellent.


CHINA - This is why they lose wars.


TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Justin

javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


TURKEY BACON -


TAGS: closest ever eating turkey bacon
Rating: 4.65/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 7:13 pm

Thanksgiving is going to be AWE5OME! Arteries, don't fail me now!


LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

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Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LucasI34

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he fucked for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM


TAGS: close your eyes feel it
Rating: 4.73/5

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Thx.
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

fantastic
Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm

nice


MISADVENTURE -


TAGS: fun games lose eye
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Greeny - September 24, 2011, 1:44 pm
The fun, and then the cool


LOSER - You know your a loser when your imaginary friend leaves you


TAGS: loser
Rating: 4.42/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:08 pm
despite what verdeckt caught, I still found this to be a true demotivational poster. 5L from me. just be a little more careful next time
Verdeckt - December 10, 2011, 1:07 am
*you're


TRUST -


TAGS: vase broken same different lose
Rating: 4.97/5

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spacedog - June 14, 2011, 9:05 pm
Well done Rerun. 5L It's unfortunate that most people throw the vase away, cause everybody screws up sometimes.
Beo69 - June 8, 2011, 4:37 pm
Wise words!
dgoalie01 - June 7, 2011, 9:31 pm
thats deep man
house - June 7, 2011, 8:47 pm
nice


WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




WET T-SHIRT CONTEST -


TAGS: you lose
Rating: 4.59/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 10:42 am

Yessir!~~Thanks
SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:57 am
That's only funny because I've been there. Or it would be funny except I've been there. 5 laughs either way.


NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


DEATH - It's kinda like a woman... You just can't win in the end.




DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.


TAGS: packers raiders nfl football stupid fail loser owned
Rating: 3.36/5

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Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 3:23 pm
True. I guess their dad has to prepare for the untimely death of either, or both. One from Hypothermia, the other from a stabbing, shooting, strangling, beating, or other violent means of painful death at the hands of a convicted felon ERRRR Raider fan.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I agree, but that's one hell of a strong argument on his part... especially if you're grading on the bell-curve.


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


MAKING YOUR OWN RULES - No wonder you've got no friends


TAGS: losers
Rating: 3.3/5

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THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


PSYCHOLOGY -




2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




HARDCORE GAMER - A friendlier way to say "Virgin until the age of 37"


TAGS: loser vigin virginity nerd gaming gamer
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Roberto7

mooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
Hookers, Dirty dirty hookers.
femy - May 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
so how did he get lucky at 37?
HAHA - April 17, 2009, 3:45 pm
Hardcore Dork.
Culos - March 25, 2009, 11:08 am
I think you may be wrong here, rape is not 'getting laid'. Furthermore drugs and alcohol fuck up your mind so you're probably just imagining it. Keep on gaming.....
X - March 25, 2009, 11:03 am
I have at least 100 times as many games as this deuche and I get laid almost everyday. Two words: ALCOHOL and DRUGS! The bitches won't even notice how many video games you have.
?? - February 26, 2009, 6:37 pm
Fred you fail.... Computer geeks have books in their rooms? fail. Geeks read books on a computer.
... - February 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Fred you failed miserably.
Fredric T - February 12, 2009, 9:22 am
Sci Fi geek maybe but not a gamer Not a book in the picture


ACTUALLY - It's Twista




HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


TRUTH OR DARE -


TAGS: pretty darn close
Rating: 4.89/5

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WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:45 am
PERFEKT.
ughomer - April 3, 2012, 11:53 am
5o 5o true.
firestarr - April 2, 2012, 10:12 am
Amen Indeed!
lgvernon - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm

I figgered it would!~~
SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
5niff. The beauty of that second poem brings a tear to my eye.
MrRandom - April 1, 2012, 10:47 pm
Amen.


PARTY GIRL SAYS - "You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship; a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes..."




THE PICK-UP LINE -


TAGS: not even close
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 10:24 am

Just bought PagePlusX6 DPS software. Fun. Very fun! If I wasn't in editing hell, I'd play with it. Maybe later. Money calls!~
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:59 am
Good to great as always, Linda. 5L for your experience on the paint palette, and of course your composition
holymoly - April 5, 2012, 9:40 am
I've always been a fan of these lines and I've never heard this one. I love it 5L for the funny and for the paint job. I still havent figured that out
spypengen - April 5, 2012, 9:16 am
lol
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:57 pm

This is my first try using Paint, though. I almost lost my mind, but I think it turned out OK for a first effort~~and I learned a WHOLE lot~~~
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:51 pm

LOL!!~~I've never been good-looking enough for anyone to bother with a pick-up line~~
rerun - April 4, 2012, 7:41 pm

I take it this line was used on you.....


OWNED !!! -


TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

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Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.


ISRAEL PWNED. -


TAGS: israel pwned loser war merkava tank jew jewish
Rating: 2.75/5
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
:D


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

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ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


HE MEANS IT - When he says Pool's Closed.




WHY ARE QUANTUM PHYSICISTS SO POOR AT SEX? - Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position




Multiculturalism -


TAGS: lol losers jerks jihad boston
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:30 pm
This poster lacks any context if you don't recognize these faces.
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yeah... let's kick out the Irish too, right?
maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:37 pm
Go To Quebec Yull Get It Up To You're Eye Balls.


CREATIVITY - It’s only impressive if you're not a moron.


TAGS: piercings loser pain
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:05 pm
Is it creativity to copy something you saw in a movie? About a fictional character who can heal from that, while you can't?


UNFUNNY DOUCHEBAG - "hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips" - Dane cook Because some how idiots think that is a joke


TAGS: dane cook funny loser
Rating: 2.98/5

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Dane Cook, again - July 27, 2009, 2:47 am
That's fine, I have more money than you so it's w/e.
got_it - November 6, 2008, 2:02 pm
Nothing is funny about Dane Cook. His material is abysmal, and his delivery amounts to him just yelling. Dane Cook fans fail to realize that commercial success is not the same as comedic talent. Here's the truth of it. Dane Cook got 2 million friends on M
lachlan - November 5, 2008, 3:09 am
CARL!
Dane Cook - November 2, 2008, 1:26 pm
:'(
nate - September 11, 2008, 6:05 pm
People don't like Dane Cook because he makes frat boy humor that is easy to duplicate. He is to comedy what Jessica Simpson is to music.
Nero - August 19, 2008, 11:25 am
He sucks. He'll only be funny if he learns to just end the damn joke.
usmc_2111 - July 30, 2008, 11:12 pm
Alright retards Opinions are like assholes everyone has them and they all stink so shut the fuck up queers
Zaranell - July 23, 2008, 4:50 pm
Dane Cook sucks. I don't think I've ever chuckled at more than two of his jokes. "Unfunny douchebag" is correct.
Hammi - June 27, 2008, 5:23 am
You pissants are just jealous that you're nowhere near as funny as Dane Cook. STFU and GTFO, please.
David - April 23, 2008, 9:56 am
Dane cook is very hit or miss i like the bit he does about the B&E and the guys door but other than that, being a random douchebag isnt to funny to me
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 1:05 am
Actually, I do know other comedians. Dane Cook happens to be entertaining enough to get shows. So, what I'm trying to say is..Shut the fuck up, homo.
dane cook sucks - March 10, 2008, 6:34 pm
OMG I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!! this is fuckin hilarious haha!! i hate dane cook if u lik dane cook u obviously dont know of any other comedians


SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.




THE DEBATE - It has just ended.... ....The Empire wins!


TAGS: trek will lose ok cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 25, 2010, 4:11 pm
We will assrape wil wheaton to death ~The Fans...Robot Chicken
agdaniele - October 25, 2010, 10:10 am
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Will Wheaton is Star Trek's Scrappy Doo. Huzzah to the Empire!


COMPETITION -




POSTAL SERVICE POSTS A WHOPPING $5.2 BILLION LOSS - Postal worker perks to blame.


TAGS: snooze and we all lose
Rating: 4.72/5

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GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:52 pm
Reminds me of the foreign movie JUNK MAIL.


BIGGEST LOSER? - The guy that chooses Halo over seeing his girl naked. Or the girl whose boyfriend would rather play Halo than see her naked.


TAGS: halo loser
Rating: 4.65/5

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HallieMarie - September 22, 2012, 9:50 pm
Wow, this has taken a new direction.
steve1961 - August 20, 2012, 10:11 pm
Wow...you post this garbage on a poster about who is the biggest loser...congrats Irony has just made you her bitch.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 9:58 pm
is racist. and small minded.
Bull - August 20, 2012, 9:55 pm
Can't tell if racist or just socially retarded
TerrorAustralis - August 20, 2012, 9:23 pm
halo players are the african americans of gaming. the bad apples spoil the reputation of the bunch.
TerrorAustralis - August 20, 2012, 9:22 pm
WRONG. its the guy who has no girlfriend, and only has halo, and sits there playing it, taking out his anger on alien invaders, because the bitch said "NO" or is it the dumb bitch who said no to him, to instead date the asshole who'd rather play halo?
boston - July 18, 2012, 6:47 pm
I guess youhave not seen my girlfriend, very nice personality....
HallieMarie - May 8, 2012, 7:38 am
I had a bit of an outburst. I'm better now.
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 9:18 am
we sure we want her sharin' it with us ?
OTC - May 6, 2012, 1:51 pm
lol
rerun - May 6, 2012, 11:21 am

something you want to share Hallie?


THE TRAP -


TAGS: close call her mom condoms
Rating: 4.59/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 7:30 pm
lol RL
Reality Lord - November 23, 2011, 4:25 pm

lolz...american pie style?
440wakeup - November 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
4-get that skiiney tart and her oily hair....I want the pie!! lay the pie on the counter and leave the room!
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 5:28 pm

copied what? thats my sig you noob...i put it on all my stuff.
bricemara - November 22, 2011, 4:52 pm
look at the bottom left he copied it


Countdown To Zero -


TAGS: winners loser presidents usa history
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.


TAGS: gamer loser dork clownshoe
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:32 am
Once you've heard Smoke on the water 25 times in a row, not so much. Good poster Jmac.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:29 am
Last x-mas, my 58yr old uncle, who's had a stroke, brought over a PS2 with guitar hero. It was supposed to be therapeutic or something, but we all got pissed and had a good time.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:21 am
I... I love this poster.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 10:15 am
I've never played the game. Not at a friend's house, not ever. No U2 songs. It's easy to tell who's who by the responses to insults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:38 am
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Sad....so sad.
tehsupercheez - September 23, 2009, 2:31 am
that would be EXPERT not extra hard. and don't pretend that your not a closet guitar hero freak.


FEAR - This is what it looks like.


TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.


POPULARITY -


TAGS: popularity boba fett star wars jedi vader darth death wrong dorks fail losers
Rating: 2.38/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 15, 2010, 6:32 pm
Wow....1st comment, Already criticizing.....how about you make at least 1 poster before you start bashing others?
TheHallow1 - November 15, 2010, 4:53 pm
This poster: Shallow and Ignorant. But hey, that's stupidity for you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
Mostly I drink.....sometimes I rock....Thanks Man.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:44 pm
moo+ rocks
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:43 pm
lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually, Bobba Fett is a fictional character.....FYI, there's a whole world outside your mothers basement.
Pabbicus - September 10, 2009, 7:55 pm
Boba Fett was never dead in the first place! He was still alive in the height of the new republic :o


Yo-Yo Diets -




VIRGINITY -


TAGS: kids anime virgin loser static
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2013, 12:16 pm
When I run into 5omeone with this sort of obsession, I like to let him finish and follow it up with, "All those getting laid, raise BOTH your hands! Yeah that's what I thought."
guyfox - February 23, 2011, 1:44 pm
Gundams a life well spent
Cubbybear - February 23, 2011, 9:41 am
I had a roommate like this...never saw him with a girl.


CLOSET - Looks like someone opened yours


TAGS: skeleton closet
Rating: 4.8/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:08 pm
This Must Be The Montreal City Hall !


YOUR 72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: heaven is closed
Rating: 4.73/5

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Bull - May 2, 2011, 4:25 pm
LMAO!! Best one yet.
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 2:19 pm
HAHA!


LITTLE WHITE LIES -




BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


DISTURBING -




SNOWMAN FAIL - when you realize all your friends think you're just a big fat flake.




VIRGINITY - You will definitely lose it... but it might grow back


TAGS: virginity autorickshaw richshaw grow lose
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
VIRGINITY For some it is the biggest fuck they ever get outta life, and their parent's basement.


A REAL MAN -


TAGS: relationships losers abuse
Rating: 5/5

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eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 10:27 pm
Very well said rerun and five stars to the creator
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:15 pm

this could be an ad for domestic abuse and why women need a safe haven & the courage to leave
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:14 pm
well said


SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships sexy loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am
So thats how you do it?


LSD -


TAGS: loser drugs your mom
Rating: 5/5

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a551nvader - November 27, 2010, 9:42 pm
fun girl at a good party
rerun - November 22, 2010, 8:39 pm

the fact I am even close is kinda scary
sparky444 - November 22, 2010, 8:20 pm
That's some funny ass shit
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 8:14 pm
Too funmy RR. It's more likely closer to Star Trek slippers though.
rerun - November 22, 2010, 7:57 pm

Can I have your recliner & star wars slippers?
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 7:55 pm

oh gees....i am sooooo dead....credit to tellitlikeitis for help. gulp!
tellitlikeitis - November 22, 2010, 7:36 pm
Ahem!!!


HESITATION -


TAGS: hesitate and lose maybe iceman
Rating: 4.68/5

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Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:40 am
Exactly! This poster seemed to be speaking to me...felt the need to say something.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2011, 1:18 am
Al's what?
Feasibly - April 2, 2011, 1:03 am
Showing symptoms of Alzheimer's? 5


THE SIMPLE LIFE - Why live your life sober When instead you could live your life like an Australian




ON ONE HAND - I need to lose weight, on the other a glazed donut ...




CLAUSTROPHOBIA -




THE LONELY SIDEKICK -




JOB APPLICATIONS - Meet Big Ben, the new family advocacy and foster care supervisor in town.




DRIVE ME CLOSER -


TAGS: drive me closer
Rating: 3.45/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:40 am
Well moooooooooooooo, thinking of one douche leads you to think of others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:28 am
But what does that have to do with how much Veggie sucks?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
I was looking for desktops......and a tool called WTFO pissed me off and made me return over and over, until I was hooked.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:24 am
Yeah... LoL I don't even remember how I found motifake. But I looked at other sites, and they're just not entertaining.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:22 am
This is actually one of the posters that got me interested in them in the first place.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:20 am
Aggy knows I don't do that. :P 1L for plagiarism, then, and we'll see about a nice ban for you, Cyrenius.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:17 am
Really? This is one of the oldest demotivationals I've ever seen. 1l for taking from another site.


SIX SHOOTERS -


TAGS: real musicians dance or die might lose a foot outlaw badass gun for hire
Rating: 3.24/5

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Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:18 am
Yeah, the series is great...I'm not sure what I think about the ending though. I won't give it away.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:16 am
Lol, I'm a huge fan of the series and King. Love the comics too.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:15 am
Whoah. Psychic moment.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
Love the poster, is the pic from The Dark Tower comics?
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
I find that hard to believe, lol. By the way, I probably should have mentioned this is the tags...the pic is from Marvel's interpretation of the Dark Tower series.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
You've posted douchier, Dre. ha
DreMagnum - November 8, 2009, 10:28 pm
I've read douchier
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:23 pm
Wow, I sound like a total douche in that last post. Anyway, thanks for the comments and especially the votes. I'm glad you guys like it.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
trail.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
I see your point. That would go more with the whole Western genre. That's generally how a cowboy would say it. But I was sort of goin' for more of a "jaded" tone, because the guy in the pic looks kind of haggard...a gunman that's seen a long and lonesome
Arrogant Knight - November 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
"Well" should be "So" or "Now" ....In my opinion. Still... Not bad.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
Badasses don't need exclamation points. Their rage is subtle...and constant lol thanks for the comment and the vote.
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
5'd. I love how there's not an exclamation point at the end.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 8:53 pm
Thanks, W.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:47 pm
Nicely done.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like my posters, because I love yours. Your "Ringing Bells" poster is hilarious.
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:52 pm
my 5L...WOW...Great pic...jez...can,t believe you have time to make these...all day & night comments, forum, posting posters etc...great contributor and appreciated. With quality work, kudos to you sir. Now get back work.


LOSER! - You still use Myspace?




PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
Damn Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


YEAH... - You wish, buddy.




EPIC FAIL -




A COMPLETE MORON - you aren't till you can't decide which button to press




THE WOODEN BALL -


TAGS: close shave humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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lgvernon - February 14, 2014, 3:48 pm

Thank you, kind sir.
Sho - February 13, 2014, 1:44 am
Missed this one LOL 5L


OPEN WIDE -


TAGS: shut loser i m getting drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5


FRIENDS -


TAGS: skeleton in the closet day your best friends helped you put them there
Rating: 4.35/5

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Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:51 pm
Nice one Grey!


RELATIONSHIPS - Choosing between your manhood and your "manhood" on a daily basis


TAGS: lose lose situation
Rating: 4.19/5

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ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 1:50 am
How about... "Put out or no credit card"?


HOT FEMALE COPS - Nobody takes them seriously. I Am The Law! Yes you are...sweetie...Yes you are.




IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW... - ...You take away the biggest part of me.


TAGS: loser
Rating: 3.55/5

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GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:04 am
I left my heart, in, San Franciso....4L
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 12:45 am
HA! I was right there too, going WTF?
ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 12:43 am
Chicago? Really?


ALABAMA - Road Maintenance Rock Stars




ENABLERS - Not only did the schmoe in the pic think his pose looked so hard it demanded preservation for posterity, but someone else agreed enough to take the pic. They need to be held accountable, too.


TAGS: emo loser fail owned
Rating: 2.77/5

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DrEvo82 - November 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
"Fayyyyyygo, everybody sing, Send your momma straight up to the sto, tell that bitch to bring home a faygo."


WEIRD PEOPLE - Take pictures like this.


TAGS: and then they post a witty caption under it i lose
Rating: 2.67/5

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Krissie - May 13, 2010, 8:26 pm
what the bloody hell....? Looks like a smurf nightmare...


DOWNTOWN HIPSTER FINALS -


TAGS: award hipster loser
Rating: 2.4/5

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Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:48 pm
- or is it best? I really can't tell the difference.


ENCLOSED -


TAGS: octopus enclosed breathe choking fishbowl
Rating: 4.95/5

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Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:32 am
Incredible pic to go with that subscript!
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TRAVEL STRESS -


TAGS: cowboy loses wife regains hearing
Rating: 4.94/5

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concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:37 am
It may be old, but it hit the spot. a 5er
lgvernon - April 8, 2015, 8:31 pm

Very, very old joke. I remember my father telling it. Was reminded of it today.
Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 8:19 pm

5o good.


LOSING -




Since David Slew Goliath -


TAGS: war peace winner loser life
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - August 4, 2014, 6:21 am
Vicious circle...
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 6:19 am
I guess the real tragedy is that nobody will ever win...


BETRAYAL -


TAGS: friends lovers losers
Rating: 4.91/5

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GaryO - January 15, 2015, 3:13 pm
broken mirrors, apparently
lgvernon - January 15, 2015, 12:21 pm

Said the owner of the House of Mirrors...
GaryO - January 15, 2015, 9:01 am
unknown my buut...every woman...ever


VALENTINES DAY -


TAGS: love game loser winner mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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SunBurn - February 14, 2012, 11:20 am
g55d stuff :)


LOVE CAN TEAR YOU APART - ... And Bring You Closer Than Ever




josh duggar -


TAGS: ahole incest peadophile closet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Reality Lord - May 29, 2015, 3:56 pm

agreed.
Cannabal - May 28, 2015, 11:05 pm
Sadly, this guy is hardly unique: there are far more of him in the government and church than most people realize. He just happened to get caught.
Reality Lord - May 28, 2015, 5:11 pm

google "josh duggar" or "asshole hypocits who fondle their young sisters and strangers"
JesusWept - May 28, 2015, 3:04 pm
Who is that guy?
mizzdizz - May 28, 2015, 4:45 am
5L body slam!! So that's a gay guy in denial, who wants to boink his sister, who was raised and lives in an environment of extreme Christian conservativism, is that about right?(Dragnet, for anyone who doesn't get the misquote) LOL! I think they SHOULD!


THE RECESSION MUST BE OVER - 'Cuz they're hiring turkeys, dinosaurs and losers.


TAGS: recession turkeys dinosuars loser hiring
Rating: 3.96/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Yet the discrimination against Skeletor lookalikes continues unabated...when will Dr King's dream become a reality?


CREATIVITY - A struggle for improvement




CLOSETS -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm
LMAO!


DECEPTION -


TAGS: com a lil closer theone
Rating: 2.73/5

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jameswnash - November 19, 2010, 9:07 pm
A wise man once said "The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generations have done. Men who are creative,entive and discover"...so please reach the goal of education
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
this one is ripped off another site too.
CANADA - November 19, 2010, 7:07 pm
plagiarism


YOU DID YOUR BEST, KID. - So chin up, back straight, chest out. Now go home, whip up some molotov cocktails with your home chemistry set, and GET SOME PAYBACK.




THE GAME - You just lost it.




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